Something Not Very Witty

the-bucky-barnes:

Steve, no. Roll back that patriotism, pal. (x)

Follow: Bucky & Sassy Steve.

Posted on Sep 21, 2014Share

older lady from church just added me on facebook

I can tell she’s going through my profile because she had liked most of my statuses from the past month.

I’m laughing so hard, I have 30 notifications because she’s liking all of my pictures

bootitude:

whap

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

  • teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
  • me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur

mischievouschaos:

shubbabang:

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i apologize to your dashboards

EQUIUS HAS FLOATIES

charamei:

APPARENTLY ONE OF THE QUESTIONS MOST ASKED BY THE SCOTTISH ELECTORATE WAS “WILL WE STILL BE ABLE TO SEE DOCTOR WHO”

My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.

cassbones:

carry-on-my-otp:

hangthecode:

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a fucking pirate king at that

And it’s awesome because she started as this fucking proper Lady who was expected to marry a wealthy and accomplished, but one she did not love, but instead fell for the blacksmith and became a pirate, fucking shit up and taking names.

And she rocked every fucking second of her story, from Lady to Pirate King.

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

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